Tuesday, December 23, 2008

not a diamond ring, right?


The Landver spike onyx ring. This could definitely be used as a weapon, I can see it now:

A girl walks alone stumbling on her sky-high heels down a dark, dark alley way, trying to make her way to the nearest street to hail a taxi. After a late night out, she appears more or less in tact. Just a few extra rips in her tights and some splatters on her black satin. She wears her Landver spike onyx ring. As she continues down the alley, she is dimly aware of being followed; the substances consumed still hazing over all sensory input. The sights and sounds of the street are yards away, she quickens her pace just in case. He does the same. She is completely alert now. She hears him mutter a grotesque pick-up line. He's only a few feet away. Then she feels a grab on her shoulder. Her reflexes tell her to scream, but instead she balls the Landver ring-ed hand into a fist and throws her best punch. As she darts away, she hears cries of pain echoing in the alley.

Hope that story was mildly entertaining. Ta-ta for now...

44 comments:

  1. The ring looks awsome and it`s still helpful .... I WANT IT!!!

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  2. Maybe helpful, but I wouldn't wear it... Merry Christmas;)

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  3. "Cries of pain"... with this ring, I imagine so.
    lol-xxx

    I love it, it's damn sexy.

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  4. you can do some damage with a hermes cdc bracelet too. :)

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  5. I got the lace dress sometime in October and I just checked the website but can't find it. Sorry! :/

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  6. pretty!!!


    gosh or u know how u wanna shoo away some crazy fly, bee whatever, gosh u could scratch ur face.

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  7. haha what a great story! Much more than mildly entertaining. Would you like to trade links?

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  8. I love your style of writing! I tagged you on my blog.

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  9. i just wanted to tell have a bless chirstmas and new years
    -chris

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  10. that ring is so pretty in an unexpected way. really interesting blog i'll make sure to follow!
    x

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  11. love your blog.. added you to my list. maybe we can trade links!

    i saw that landver ring in the mag! its gorgeous and expensive as hell. haha

    -trang

    http://theseams.blogspot.com/

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  12. ohmygosh... that is AMAZING!!!
    I wouldnt want to get in a bar fight with someone wearing that ring...ouch

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  13. The ring looks sooo fierce in both the sartorial and literal sense!

    PS. I hope you have a merry christmas xoxo

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  14. Haha great story. That ring is gorgeous. I have a necklace kind of like it and I tell my suster I'll stab her if she's annoying.

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  15. i think you haven't read my answer, so i will post it here. sorry that's so late... the jumper and the dress are both from vero moda?
    thanks for your lovely comments.
    would you like to exchange links?
    your blog ist GRRREAT, and scanner pictures a so much fun, i love it.

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  16. haha that story is super funny! lol
    i heart that ring. im not sure i'll heart the price tho.
    Have a merry christmas gorgeous!

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  17. Thank you. :) Happy holidays for you too.

    And oh, so cool ring! :)

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  18. they should make a capsicum spray ring next :) with a cute little mini aerosol spray can. and pimp it up with some gold.

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  19. cute story behind the ring ^_^

    I've been searching high and low for and interesting ring to place on one of my boney fingers.

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  20. that ring is gorgeous, I need it! and I loved your story! haha.
    great blog :)
    have a fantastic christmas!
    xx

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  21. That ring is lovely. And the a reply to your comment: the picture is just from DeviantArt, I WISH Texas had snow, but sadly we don't :(

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  22. i love ur blog!and that ring is amazing!do u want to trade blog following?
    happy holidays+merry xmas
    x

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  23. Nice story :P

    That ring is so awesome!

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  24. Wow, that's edgy! :) Have a Merry Christmas, babe!

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  25. DANNNG that ring is awesome!

    HOPE YOU HAVE A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS :d

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  26. i love it. & merry christmas!

    xoxo,
    La C.

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  27. i love it. & merry christmas!

    xoxo,
    La C.

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  28. omg fantastic story AND ring. too much, lady, too much

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  29. GOSH! What an avant garde ring! A girl could really wear for self defense!

    Love your prev post! HONESTLY! Your rings are fab!

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  30. Ah that ring is lovely baby I want it. Your story is so brilliant it's hard to find a girl this interesting.

    Happy holidays♥ o.~, China L.

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  31. hahah! def can be used as a weapon!

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  32. Oh yeah that ring could become useful...

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  33. linda darling, that ring is HOT HOT HOT.

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  34. hee hee, cool ring, cute story.

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  35. Coolest ring ever!! useful for self-defense too ^^

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